I'm pleased to announce the rebuilding of our tiki bar. Two years ago, in our pre-kids apartment, Alex and I built a miniature tiki bar. "Life is short, landlord be darned" we thought. Then proceeded to painted our kitchen sunset orange with scudding clouds, and palm tree silhouettes. The bar itself was every bit a slapdash as a tiki bar should be: merrily painted two by fours supported woven reed beachmats, flower garlands and chritmas lights. I think the whole thing was four feet long, and I was the only one tiny enough to bartend. And that didn't last long...
Pregnant with our first child, I could no longer fit behind the bar (brings new meaning to the phrase "belly up to the bar"). We decided it was time to move. And the tiki bar wouldn't be coming along to our new adult abode.
Our daughter is one and a half now, and she's taught us a lot. One thing we've learned is that growing up is overrated and entirely unnecessary. And it was that fabulous revelation that brought us to the conclusion that it was time to rebuild! Now tiki bar 2.0 is almost complete and it's a far grander creation. Measuring a full 9 feet, this puppy easily seats four, and the base holds 3 bookcases worth of our ever expanding collection of reference books. So go ahead and ask the bartender anything you like! I've got blacksmithing basics on my left and corporate tax advice on my right.
A favorite from the original tiki bar:
Vicious Sid
- 1 1/2 oz Light rum
- 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
- 1/2 oz Triple sec
- 1 oz Lemon juice
- 1 dash Bitters
Orders: Combine everything in a shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into tumblers almost filled with ice cubes. Drink. Pull a face. Add more lemon juice. Drink more. Stop caring about straining stuff.